My favorite would have to be the “Dear God, don’t hit your face” move. It’s effective.
Yesterday my boss was very surprised when I was able to pick up and lift a full beer keg (roughly 150lbs) into the coolers. I laughed and responded appropriately.
I’m getting married!!
My boyfriend proposed to me yesterday at a Yankees game <3 Anddd it was perfect.
That my body decided to do its own thing and start my period after a long high intensity cardio session, while at the gym. They didn’t seem to get the memo that I’m on the pill, so they like to surprise me with the gift of cramps.
What’s up with this ovaries, I thought we were cool?